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Monday, February 8, 2010

A Few Laughs

I have been at it trying to come up with something to blog about today. I have written several different blogs and when I was finished, decided that none of them were worth posting. Mostly I was trying to convey my disappointment in something and complain some more.

After a rather stressful day with more stress to come...now we await until Wednesday...then a huge amount of stress will evaporate, or I'll be ever more stressed. It sucks to stress when it's PMS time too. Seems 10,000 times worse than it is. Anyway, after a horribly stressful day, I read my blogs and decided I would rather post something humorous and hope that it would lift my spirits.

As I searched the internet for something funny, I came across a LOT of great material. However, being in the crappy mood that I am in, the material would not necessarily be appropriate. It was sarcastic, morbid, and very sardonic. While I got a laugh out of it, I decided against posting it to my blog.

So instead I leave you with this...

A reason why you should look over your child's homework.

Probably this is why you should always look over your kids homework. It only take a few minute in the morning and it can save you a lot of embarrassment. Following is the drawing a kid made about his parent’s work. The teacher asked the kids in class to draw how their parents make money. The teacher got panicked after looking at the picture the child drew. She rushed to principal’s office, who called the mother of child for some serious talk.

Before I tell you about the profession of the kid’s Mom, have a look at the kid’s drawing.



In explanation, the mother sent a letter with the child the next day in order to explain herself to the teacher:

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

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