"On January 1st, a lotto drawing was held for $50,000. The winner was Vanessa Thiele, a resident of Idaho. The only problem is that Vanessa never claimed the huge cash prize. The winner had 6 months to claim the prize and was informed via email that they had won. Further attempts at contacting Vanessa by phone and mail failed. The prize was sponsored by Internet Advertisements and Millionaire Promotions Inc. A spokesperson for Millionaire Promotions stated "It's unfortunate that Vanessa didn't claim the prize. We tried several times to get in touch with Vanessa but were not successful. A new drawing will be held next month. We hope this time the winner will step forward." Millionaire Promotions feels that 6 months was more than enough time for a person to claim the prize. The deadline for claiming the prize was July 1st. It appears that Vanessa in no way attempted to contact Millionaire Promotions. This is the first time that someone has missed such a large prize awarded by Millionaire Promotions."
I won the lotto?!?! How come nobody told me?! I guess wishes do come true even in some strange twisted way.
I have contacted Internet Advertisements and Millionaire Promotions Inc. over the passed few days and they assured me that I would be eligible for the payout. They told me that I'll be receiving an overnight FedEx envelope Monday with my check. WOOT!
Btw, this is a fantastic joke to play on your friends, feel free to copy it and change the facts. hahaha
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