A while back we went to our town's best Mexican restaurant, okay, our town's ONLY Mexican restaurant. The waitress handed us our menus and my son got a kid's menu. When we were ready to order, my son went first.
"I'd like the cheese quwesa-deee-la with beans...but I don't want the small beaver-age."
My husband and I looked at each other, then at him and started laughing.
"What?" My son asked looking confused.
"That's Quesadilla." Pronounced the right way mind you. "But what are you talking about a beaver?"
He points to "small beverage" and says "That. Beaver-age. I don't want to eat a beaver!!!!"
Another time we were driving around and he saw a Porsche and said "Dad! That Porsky looks like a cool car!"
"Porsky?" My husband shook his head with a grin.
"Yeah, it's a cool car look!"
"Oh, you mean Porsche." Pronounced correctly.
"Yeah that."
He has said lots and lots of funny things over the years, but I think the most funniest thing he read was before he was even in kindegarten class. He got a children's dictionary and encyclopedia. He pronounced it "Inky Clop It Die Ah"!
Kids are so funny!
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